Naljanurk, vabal teemal, ei kommenteeri vol.4
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- Auto: 9000 '96, V70 '03
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Kui juua Eesti õlut, Läti balsamit ja Leedu viina, siis võib juhtuda, et hiljem tuleb Balti kett.
[Kaarel]: Ka pealtnäha süütu vikatiga memm kuskil tee ääres võib olla Aero omanik...
Juhtub...
You Are What You Drive :)
Saab 99 This is my rally car that I beat the <b>[Censored]</b> out of on the stages every other
weekend OR Im a poor university student who lives in New England
or the Pacific Northwest
Saab 900 Turbo (79-93)
I own the most intelligent car ever built
Saab 900 Turbo (79-93) convertible
I own the most intelligent convertible ever built
Saab 900 SPG Im a driving enthusiast who enjoys performance with subtle good looks
Saab 900 SPG on SDS stand alone engine management
See Saab 900 SPG but add eating BMWs for breakfast, Ford
Mustangs for lunch (but the M5 eats me for dinner). My car has put
me on the verge of bankruptcy, but I have loved every minute of it. I
like to wrench and know every single part of my car because Ive
dismantled it and put it all back together again. Id buy an LSD but no
one makes one (and I cant afford it anyway). I respect torque steer.
And never, ever, ever mention the holeshot!
Saab 9000 Turbo I own the second most intelligent car ever built.
Saab 9000 Aero See Saab 900 SPG, but with more wealth
Saab 900/9-3 (’94-’02)
I dont give a <b>[Censored]</b> about badge snobbery, enjoy driving but need build
quality, utility and sportiness in my car. Unfortunately, my car is
actually build upon a crappy late ’80s Vauxhall/Opel platform that GM
foisted on Saab when the General bought into the little Swedish
carmaker in ’89. Thank Christ for Swedish engineering which has
overcome most, but not all, of the shortcomings of the General’s
engineering.
Saab 9-3 Viggen I like torque steer and respect a car that can spin its wheels at 80mph and think LSDs are for pussies. Too bad it’s that same damned Vauxhall/Opel chassis...
Saab 9-3 convertible
I want a safe convertible
Saab 9-3 Sport Sedan (’03+)
Finally the chassis that Saab should have had for the past 10 years.
Still built in collaboration with the General, but damn, it’s good this
time. I don’t give a <b>[Censored]</b> about badge snobbery, enjoy driving, but
need build quality, utility and sportiness in my car. Too bad Saab
sold out to the establishment and didn’t come out with a hatchback;
never mind though, I’ve never owned a Saab before anyway and don’t
even know what a hatchback is.
Saab 9-5 see Saab 9-3 but with more wealth.
Saab 9-5 Aero I eat BMW 5 series for breakfast and Audi A6s for lunch (but the M5
eats me for dinner).
Saab 99 This is my rally car that I beat the <b>[Censored]</b> out of on the stages every other
weekend OR Im a poor university student who lives in New England
or the Pacific Northwest
Saab 900 Turbo (79-93)
I own the most intelligent car ever built
Saab 900 Turbo (79-93) convertible
I own the most intelligent convertible ever built
Saab 900 SPG Im a driving enthusiast who enjoys performance with subtle good looks
Saab 900 SPG on SDS stand alone engine management
See Saab 900 SPG but add eating BMWs for breakfast, Ford
Mustangs for lunch (but the M5 eats me for dinner). My car has put
me on the verge of bankruptcy, but I have loved every minute of it. I
like to wrench and know every single part of my car because Ive
dismantled it and put it all back together again. Id buy an LSD but no
one makes one (and I cant afford it anyway). I respect torque steer.
And never, ever, ever mention the holeshot!
Saab 9000 Turbo I own the second most intelligent car ever built.
Saab 9000 Aero See Saab 900 SPG, but with more wealth
Saab 900/9-3 (’94-’02)
I dont give a <b>[Censored]</b> about badge snobbery, enjoy driving but need build
quality, utility and sportiness in my car. Unfortunately, my car is
actually build upon a crappy late ’80s Vauxhall/Opel platform that GM
foisted on Saab when the General bought into the little Swedish
carmaker in ’89. Thank Christ for Swedish engineering which has
overcome most, but not all, of the shortcomings of the General’s
engineering.
Saab 9-3 Viggen I like torque steer and respect a car that can spin its wheels at 80mph and think LSDs are for pussies. Too bad it’s that same damned Vauxhall/Opel chassis...
Saab 9-3 convertible
I want a safe convertible
Saab 9-3 Sport Sedan (’03+)
Finally the chassis that Saab should have had for the past 10 years.
Still built in collaboration with the General, but damn, it’s good this
time. I don’t give a <b>[Censored]</b> about badge snobbery, enjoy driving, but
need build quality, utility and sportiness in my car. Too bad Saab
sold out to the establishment and didn’t come out with a hatchback;
never mind though, I’ve never owned a Saab before anyway and don’t
even know what a hatchback is.
Saab 9-5 see Saab 9-3 but with more wealth.
Saab 9-5 Aero I eat BMW 5 series for breakfast and Audi A6s for lunch (but the M5
eats me for dinner).